Fuck. My. Life.

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  1. AlexSlesh

    AlexSlesh MASTER SERGEANT SHOOTER SERGEANT PERSON! APB Citadel

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    I broke a mercury thermometer in my bedroom. It was inside it's closed protective case, but when I picked it up, it opened and thermometer slipped on the floor. Made in Germany btw (German quality my ass). I manage to collect about 99% of spilled mercury, but even 1% is enough to poison 10 homes like mine. Moral of the story - if you have a mercury thermometer, get rid of it now. It's like keeping a loaded gun, one day it WILL fuck you up.
     
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  2. Seadee

    Seadee Chaotic Good Community Manager

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    RIP Alex, i hardly knew thee.
     
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    Cerviel Big Dog Division Commander APB Jericho

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    ItsJESUS cluck cluck do you know da wae APB Citadel

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    First your cat bites you and you don't get a Tetanus shot and now you manage to get mercury poisoning. Are you trying to develop a new form of Ebola?

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  5. VLindemann

    VLindemann I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch. DotA 2

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    Seadee Chaotic Good Community Manager

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    welp ... @AlexSlesh you are dead mate.

    i always take moments like this to remind people that Nicotine is a deadly toxin, 60 milligrams will fuck you up, if you vape and make your own Nico shots, don't spill it on yourself or you will suffocate in air ...

    also, that was genuinely interesting, thanks for posting it.
     
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  7. VLindemann

    VLindemann I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch. DotA 2

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    Gotta enlighten mah bretheren
     
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    Arrowtotheknee Jacked up on mountain dew Division Officer APB Jericho

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    R U OK NOW?
     
  9. AlexSlesh

    AlexSlesh MASTER SERGEANT SHOOTER SERGEANT PERSON! APB Citadel

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    Me fine, so far. Elemental mercury doesn't kill and dangerous only with very high concentration of mercury vapors, or of being exposed to mercury vapors for many years. That tiny amount of mercury, that left somewhere after cleanup, shouldn't really affect my health, but also it definitely doesn't make me healthier, if you know what I mean. Fuck mercury.
     

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